When it comes to your turn to make a toast, use that opportunity to add some cheer and get a laugh with one of these witty toasts. One of these is sure to represent something from the heart.

‘Tis the season for toasting! I thought that these toasts would come in handy at your holiday gathering. Choose to come armed with an extra special bottle of champagne for your host—along with one of these witty toasts. I really got a kick out of this! Choose from:

—Ladies and gentlemen, start your livers.

—May we be happy and our enemies know it.

—Here’s to play days, heydays, and pay days!

—Nothing but the best for our hostess. That’s why she has us as friends.

—It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow, than to spend tonight like there’s no money.

—May you live as long as you like, and have all you like as long as you live.

—Drink with impunity—or anyone who happens to invite you!

—Here’s to those who wish us well, and all the rest can go to Hell. (in memory of Veronica)

—True friends are always together in spirit.

—May we live to learn well, and learn to live well.

—Na zdravie! (what they say at my house, Slovak for “to your health”)

—May we look forward with happiness, and backward without regret.

—May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

—In the words of Spock, “Live long and prosper.”

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